你喜欢我的…… 噢 You like my--oh.
喜欢我的东西吗 Like my stuff?
都是些幌子 It's all bullshit.
我根本不关心她们 I don't care about them,
可是她们是我粉丝的神 but these are the gods of my people,
所以我要么崇拜她们 要么就被抛弃 so either I worship them, or I'm an outcast.
这些照片和我社交媒体上的那些一样 These pictures, like the ones on my social media,
只为了一个原因 让大家羡慕我 are there for one reason, so people will envy me.
女生想和我做朋友 男生只想得到我 Girls want to be my friend, and guys just want me.
我玩得不亦乐乎 对吧 I'm having so much fun, right?
这个也许是这里唯一真实的东西 This might be the only real thing in here,
《使女的故事》 "The Handmaid's Tale,"
故事讲述了一个叫奥芙雷德的女人 a story about a woman named Offred,
被困在一个男性极权社会 trapped in an oppressive, male-dominated society
她在这里无法掌控自己的命运 where she doesn't have control of her fate.
和奥芙雷德不同 我能掌控自己的命运 Unlike Offred, I do have control of my fate.
我要出去了 I'm getting out.
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我家挺好的 不过等我最终离开家后 My home, it's fine, but when I finally leave it,
就不会再回来 it'll be for good.
早餐外带 Breakfast to go.
香蕉面包 你喜欢的 Banana bread, just like you like it.
多谢老妈 Thanks, Mom.
这是珍妮特 我妈妈 她认为面包就是爱 This is Janet, my mother, who thinks bread is love.
嗯 Mmm.
早上好 爸爸 Good morning, Dad.
你爱说啥就说啥 If you say so.
我爸爸 马文 至少有三份工作 My father, Marvin, holding down at least three jobs,
他最热衷的就是盖他那个辣眼的木头建筑 a white whale whose white whale is a wooden monstrosity.
-台子搭得不错 爸爸 -快完成了 Deck looks great, Dad. - Closing in.
-很快就能完工 -才怪呢 It's gonna be done soon. - No, it's not.
他在幻想他能完工 It's a fantasy of his that he'll finish
然后在上面忙里偷闲 and get what little downtime he has relaxing on it.
那一天永远不会到来 That day will never come.
马文 你上班要迟到了 Marvin, you're gonna be late for work!
我知道 I know.
-你听到了吗 -听到了 - Did you hear me? - I heard.
-我知道 -哦 你听到了 I know. - Oh, you heard.
这两人搞了一次就怀上了我 These two people screwed once and made me.
呃 Ew.
我是高三学生 I'm a senior.
我奋斗了一辈子才来到这儿 I worked all my life to get here.
万事俱备 Everything is in place.
我只需再熬过这一年 I just need to get through this year,
就能拿到去威利旺卡巧克力工厂的金门票 and then I'll get my golden ticket to the Wonka Factory.
就像《使女的故事》中的奥芙雷德 Like Offred in "The Handmaid's Tale,"
我从未暴露过真实的自己 I've never revealed who I really am.
为了生存 To survive--
哈喽 Hello.
我隐藏了自己 I hide within myself.
汤米·丹尼昨晚给我发短信了 Tommy Daney texted me last night.
-给我来句阿门 -阿门 Can I get an Amen? both: Amen.
-你回他了吗 -当然没有 - Did you text him back? - Of course not.
他才读高中 我要留着双手迎接真汉子 He's in high school, and I save my hand jibbers for real men.
我不介意吃个小鲜肉 Well, I wouldn't mind a piece of that.
你会介意我给他发照片吗 Do you care if I text him a pic?
塔莉亚和艾玛 Talia and Emma,
学校里最受欢迎的女孩 the most popular girls in school.
不会 No.
她们知道所有的八卦 避免我去和其他人 They've got all the tea, kept me from being associated
产生接触 在这个鬼地方 with the less thans, and in this hellhole,
我只需要和她们相处 they're all I have to work with.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
天呐 Oh, God.
嘿 女士们 Hey, ladies.
-多谢帮忙 -不客气 Thank you for your help. - Sure.
-这是我演出的传单 -我又没问 - Here is a flyer for my show. - Did not ask.
传单就像破坏环境的微博 A flyer is like a tweet that ruins the environment.
哦 Oh.
我要把这句发微博 I'm gonna tweet that.
我们要去看卡尔文先生的演唱会 对吧 We have got to go and see Mr. Calvin sing, right ladies?
当然 Sure.
那就一言为定 Promises, promises.
昂娜 待会来办公室找我 And, Honor, I will see you later in my office
我有好消息告诉你 for some big news.
卡尔文先生刚对你抛媚眼了吗 Did Mr. Calvin just wink at you?
是的 恶心心 Yes, gross.
-不过有好消息 好兆头哦 -保佑我吧 -But big news, bodes well. -Fingers crossed.
大大的保佑 来自拍 All the way crossed. Selfie.
卡尔文先生是我的辅导员 Mr. Calvin is my guidance counselor
也是一切的关键 不过让我先甩掉这两货 and the key to the whole thing, but let me lose these two
再给你介绍点背景 and give you a little background.
待会见 See you guys later.
-爱你哦 -真心的 - Love you. - Mean it.
她们才不是真心的 They do not mean it.
对我而言 高中只关乎一件事 For me, high school is about one thing,
高中毕业 getting out of high school.
删掉第一段 你不需要这个 Delete this first paragraph. You don't need it.
学生报在一百万年前就从学校预算中 The student newspaper was cut from the school budget
被削了 所以我去年自愿在网上 like a million years ago, so last year I volunteered
发了一个新报刊 to put a new one online.
校报总编辑 Editor-in-chief of the school newspaper
会是我档案里的一个好噱头 is a good thing to have on my record.
我还是排球队的队长 I'm also captain of the volleyball team.
这不算学校的大运动 It's not a big sport at this school,
但我不是天生的运动员 but I'm not a born athlete,
所以我很走运加了个弱逼队 and so I'm lucky it's a lousy team.
特拉维斯·比金斯 Travis Biggins.
在另一个时空 他会是我男朋友 In a different reality, he'd be my boyfriend.
如果我想得到他 我能手到擒来 If I wanted him, I could have him,
不过没时间谈恋爱 but no time for love.
除了排球和报纸 On top of volleyball and the paper,
我为经济弱势人群开创了一个食物银行 I started a food bank for the economically disadvantaged.
我还创办了一个校园空手道社 嗨呀 I also started a school karate club--hi-ya!
同时不让成绩受到影响 While never letting my grades suffer.
费尔森女士 我想你发错了 Ms. Felson, I think there's been a mistake.
我认为没错 昂娜 I don't think so, Honor.
哦 你说的对 这张不是你的 Oh, you're right. That's not yours.
我头脑不清醒就会糊里糊涂 I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on.
她是最好的老师之一 And she's one of the better teachers.
现在你会想 她肯定能顺利考上大学 Now, you're thinking, "She'll get into college no problem.
这姑娘完全不用担心 This girl's got nothing to worry about."
让我告诉你为何你还没了解情况 Let me show you why you know nothing.
费尔森女士 我们不会说得太久 Ms. Felson, we're not far from here,
读了大学 我想是史密斯学院 went to college-- Smith, I believe--
毕业于上个世纪 graduated sometime in the last century.
发起了一系列运动 Took on all the causes at the buffet,
从抵制生菜到女权 from boycotting lettuce to women's rights.
她打算改变世界 She was going to change the world.
回到这里 看着她的未来消亡 Came back here to watch her future die.
投 Go.
比金斯教练 Coach Biggins.
知道吗 你们真是太慢了 You know what, you guys are so slow.
我要把这支队伍叫做老太太队 I was gonna call this team the Old Ladies,
但是老太太会说 不行 我们才没这么慢 but the old ladies be like, "Hell, no, we ain't that slow."
他也是本地人 上了雪城大学 Also a native, went to Syracuse University
靠的曲棍球奖学金 on a lacrosse scholarship.
你们得这样挥 - You gotta whip it like this.
像个男人 For one man.
哇哦 Wow.
不敢相信他们是同一个人 I can't believe that's even the same guy.
啊 Dah!
你在等什么 等口交吗 What you waiting for, a blowjob?
继续练 Get going!
现在看看他 通过他的儿子特拉维斯生活 Now look at him. Lives through his son, Travis.
投 Go.
所以同学们 我们学到了什么 So, class, what have we learned?
不仅是为了上大学 It's not just about going to college,
也是为了确保我毕业后不必回来 it's making sure I don't have to come back after college.
我举的例子都读了好学校 All my examples went to good schools,
所以这和接受良好的教育无关 so it has nothing to do with getting a good education.
而是关乎声望 人脉 It's about prestige, contacts,
还有那个机会最多的地方 the place that's going to open the most doors,
一个鲤鱼可以跃龙门的地方 where mediocre people get outsized opportunities,
这个天才在那里写了这本书 and where the genius who wrote this book
发挥了她的潜质 也是我要去的地方 fulfilled her potential, where I'm gonna go.
这是一个四年计划 It's been a four-year plan,
今天就要结束了 and it's coming to a close today.
我认为第二稿很棒 昂娜 I think the second draft is terrific, Honor.
非常不错 It is--wow, it is so good.
这都得感谢…… It's all thanks--
D 我在调D弦 ♪ D, I'm a-tuning the D string ♪
D D D D D ♪ D, D, D, D, D ♪
这都得感谢你 卡尔文先生 It's all thanks to you, Mr. Calvin.
要不是你 我都不会知道 I mean, without you, I wouldn't have even known
为了进一所好学校 how important my college essay was
我的大学论文有多重要 to getting into a good school.
不 别说了 No, stop it.
你知道 昂娜 如果我必须打个比方 You know, Honor, if I had to use a metaphor,
我会说这就像我教了音乐课 I would say that it's like I taught the music class,
而你演奏了这首歌 but you played the song.
我喜欢好的比喻 I love a good metaphor.
这是我们的另一个共同点 Well, that is just another thing we have in common,
要不了多久 我们就能完成 and soon enough, we're gonna be finishing
彼此的比喻 each other's metaphors.
我们现在再看看你的大学名单 Now, let's take a look at your college list again.
我知道 I know.
我为什么要拍这家伙的马屁 Why am I kissing up to this guy?
那里有个线索 There's a clue.
这是我非去不可的地方 This is the place I have to go,
哈佛 Harvard.
这学校的招牌打得很响 The school's brand is success.
赢得的成功 不劳而获的成功 Earned success,unearned success,
都不重要 it doesn't matter.
这是我离开这鬼地方的单程票 That's my one-way ticket out of this hellhole.
保证我不会他这样 And a guarantee to not end up like--
结束人生 well, like this guy.
好的 我在看你的名单 Okay, so I'm looking at your list here,
好像你漏掉了一个 and it seems like you left one off.
你对哈佛没兴趣吗 Are you not interested in Harvard?
哦 我很想去那里 Oh, I would love to go there,
但我觉得我没有机会被录取 but I didn't think I had a chance of getting in.
你说的没错 You're not wrong.
录取率约为5% The acceptance rate is about 5%.
-4.6% -4.6% 对 - 4.6%. - 4.6%, yes.
但我要给你个惊喜 昂娜 But I got a surprise for you, Honor.
知道这一点的人不多 但我在那里有关系 Not many people know this, but I have a connection there.
真的吗 Really?
上面的这位豪伊·卡普兰 This gentleman right here, Howie Kaplan,
我高中的死党 my best friend from high school,
是一位非常成功的哈佛校友 is a very successful Harvard alumni.
搞对冲基金的 Hedge fund guy.
哇哦 我一点都不知道 Oh, wow, I had no idea.
我九年级时就知道了 I knew this in ninth grade.
即使没有读同一所大学 We remained very close even though we didn't go
我们依然很亲密 to the same college.
我们甚至成立了自己的清唱团 We even started our own a cappella group,
来势汹汹 You've Got Scale.
AOL那时候很火 AOL was big back then.
AOL是什么 What's AOL?
天呐 Oh, my God.
我可以替你编编故事 昂娜 Well, I could spin ya some stories, Honor.
呜 Whew.
我很想听听 I would love to hear them.
有一次 我们去了圣路易斯 Well, one time, we went to Saint Louis
参加一个清唱比赛 for an a cappella competition,
豪伊从酒店大厅偷了一部手机 and Howie stole a phone out of the hotel lobby.
不会吧 No way.
真够狂野 卡尔文先生 Wild times, Mr. Calvin.
我们那时候是一群疯子 We were a crazy bunch back then.
他最后把手机还回去了 不过不重要 He did give the phone back, but that doesn't matter.
因为我和豪伊很亲密 But because Howie and I are so close,
他喜欢利用自己的影响力 he likes to use his influence to get
把我最拔尖的学生介绍给 my best and brightest student a good look
招生办的人 with the admissions people.
虽然不是保证 但能助你一臂之力 It's not a guarantee, but it is a leg up.
虽然很缥缈 但这是我最好的选择 As tenuous as it is, this is my best bet.
所以我才有好消息告诉你 昂娜 That's why I got some big news for you, Honor.
天哪 你不会是说…… My goodness, you don't mean--
哦 没错 Oh, yes I do.
在我四分之一的生命里 For a quarter of my life,
我一直拼命努力就为了这一刻 I've been working my ass off for this moment.
你在我的前四选之列 You are in my top four choices.
等等 你是说前四吗 Wait, did you say top four?
对 Yeah.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Yes.
我只是不知所措了 I'm just overwhelmed.
一想到我是前四 I mean, to think I'm in the top four,
这太过奢望了 it's too much to hope for.
G G ♪ G, G ♪
我在调G弦 ♪ I'm tuning my G string ♪
我严重失算了 I've made a serious miscalculation.
这个变态认为他爱上我了 This creep thinks he's in love with me.
我以为我在利用这一点 I thought I was using that to my advantage,
但光是奉承他还不够 but fawning over him wasn't enough.
他想让我给他另外的奖励 He wants me to offer him another incentive.
我太激动了 卡尔文先生 I'm so thrilled, Mr. Calvin.
非常感谢你考虑我 Thank you so much for considering me.
等等 你要去哪儿 Oh, wait. Where are you going?
你不想知道你的对手是谁吗 Don't you want to see who you're up against?
天啊 不 不 Oh, my God, no, no, no.
我不想卷入和朋友的某种竞争 I don't want to get caught up in some kind of competition with my friends,
特别是自从…… especially since...
我知道你不会选错人 I know you'll pick the right person.
再见 See ya.
我不会说谎 I won't lie.
这是个挫折 我不想让他告诉我 That was a setback, but I didn't want him
谁是我的竞争对手 有两点原因 to tell me who the competition was for two reasons.
第一 我不用他告诉 One, I don't need him to.
在学校的这群差生中 In this school of underachieving losers,
只有三个人有这个可能 there's only three people it could be.
第二 当我把他们扫出路面的时候 And two, when I leave them on the side of the road,
我不想让他怀疑我与之有关 I don't want him to suspect I had anything to do with it.
我拼得太狠太久 I've worked too hard and too long.
这不过是需要克服的又一个障碍 It's just another obstacle to overcome.
生活给别人柠檬 他们就做柠檬汁 Life gives other people lemons, they make lemonade.
生活给我柠檬 我就卖了赚钱 Life gives me lemons, I sell them for a dollar
卖给那些不知道我是免费得来的笨蛋 to some chump who doesn't know I got them for free.
我不敢相信他没有把机会 Well, I cannot believe he's not
直接给你 昂娜 just giving it to you, Honor.
发个悲伤的表情 Posting sad face.
我没时间自怜 I don't have time for self-pity.
对 艾玛 没时间自怜 Yeah, Emma, no time for self-pity.
这学期的成绩是最后会影响 This semester's grades are the last ones
我们大学绩点的成绩 to affect our grade point for colleges,
所以我从现在到期中考之前要搞砸 so I've got to get them to tank all of their classes
他们所有的课程 between now and midterms.
我以为你是我们班分数最高的 I thought you had the highest grade point in our class.
不是 我不是第三 就是第四 No, no, I'm either third or fourth.
嗯 我也是这样想的 第三或第四 Mm, yeah, that was my thinking too, third or fourth.
我们知道前两名之一是谁 Well, we know who one of the top two is.
他好完美 He's perfect.
我是说失败者 Loser, I mean.
完美的失败者 Perfect loser.
她说的对 特拉维斯很完美 She's right. Travis is perfect.
曲棍球队队长 女友漂亮 Captain of the lacrosse team, beautiful girlfriend,
绩点也保持完美 and maintains a perfect grade point.
他显然不容易分心 He clearly doesn't get distracted easily.
塔莉亚 克莉丝汀和特拉维斯在一起都久了 Talia, how long have Christine and Travis been together?
从高二开始的 Since sophomore year.
-我记得是因为…… -我相信你 I remember because-- - I trust you.
看你能不能查出他们在做什么 See if you can find out what they're doing.
也许他没有得到他想要的 Maybe he's not getting what he wants.
但我们该问谁 But who do we ask?
克莉丝汀 Christine.
如果有事发生 If something's going on,
她一定会大肆炫耀 she's the type to brag about it.
如果无事发生 And if nothing's going on,
她一样管不住自己的嘴 she's the type to brag about that.
那另外两个呢 What about the other two?
她肯定是其中之一 对吧 She has to be one, right?
肯尼迪·帕克 Kennedy Park.
这女孩活在自己的世界 会穿戏服上学 The girl is in her own world, wears costumes to school.
今天她打扮的是居里夫人 Today she's dressed as Marie Curie,
那个发现镭的科学家 the scientist who discovered radium.
我会知道 是因为她在脸书上 I only know that because she posts
发了动态 about it on Facebook.
哪个孩子还在用脸书啊 What kid uses Facebook anymore?
看 她的照片还有两个赞 Look, she's got two likes on the photo.
一个是她妈妈 一个是她外婆 One's her mother,and one's her grandmother.
甚至我们的历史老师都没认出来 Even our history teacher didn't recognize it.
不幸的是 她也很聪明 But she's also, unfortunately, brilliant.
我们该怎么对付她 What are we gonna do about her?
给她找个男朋友 Get her a boyfriend.
首先 我们要清扫她下体的蜘蛛网 First off, we'll sweep up the cobwebs out of her cooter.
-抱歉 -抱歉 - Sorry.- Sorry.
我们会认真点 We'll focus.
最后一个 Last and least...
我的错 My bad.
迈克尔·迪普尼基 全班第一 Michael Dipnicky, top of the class,
就像书呆子一样 as nerd as nerd gets.
没朋友 没生活 没午餐 No friends, no life, and no lunch.
那个容易下手 That one will be easy.
摸清克莉丝汀的情况 Find out about Christine.
我要试着给肯尼迪找个舞会的舞伴 I'm going to try and get Kennedy a date for the prom.
她非常喜欢你 She's totally into you.
也许能很容易说服她做任何事 Probably wouldn't be hard to talk her into anything.
好的 说服她离我远点 Okay. Talk her into staying away.
我知道这很难相信 I know it's hard to believe,
但我在更衣室看过她 but I've seen her in the locker room.
-她真的很有料 -不只是外表的问题 It's like buried treasure. - It's not all about looks.
我知道 I know.
而且 我并不相信你 And also, I don't believe you.
我们这样来看 一旦你破了处 Well, look at it this way, once you lose your virginity,
第二次时 你就可以挑更好的 the second time, you can trade up.
我不是处男 I'm not a virgin.
好吧 Oh well.
我无法对抗青春期男生 I can't fight upstream against the limited range
那有限的审美 of aesthetic appreciation in teenage boys.
我相信在以后的生活中 她会找到一个 I'm sure later in life, she'll find some man who thinks
认为《亚当斯一家》是最优选择的男人 that "The Addams Family" is the best he can do,
不过如果他在这所学校 在他准备好之前 but if he's at this school, he's got a few more years
他还得一个人打好几年的飞机 of lonely jacking off before he's ready.
不 能让肯尼迪分心的不是男生 No, it won't be a boy that distracts Kennedy.
嘿 肯尼迪 怎么样 Hey, Kennedy. How's it going?
-这是隐私 -我什么都没问你 - It's private. - I didn't ask you anything.
我是提前告诉你 这是隐私 I'm telling you ahead of time that this is private.
行吧 我先在这里标记一下 Okay, I got to put a pin in this
然后进行确定的事 and move on to the sure thing.
迪普尼基 四年来他一直很容易被猜透 Dipnicky, he's been easy to read for four years.
动物之间发出的信号 The signals animals give one another.
他绝对给我发出信号了 Oh, he definitely gave me signals.
他不是特别想要我 He doesn't want me specifically.
他是任何女孩都行 He wants any girl,
幻想一些色情明星出现 fantasizing about some porn star
然后教他应该放入哪里 showing up and teaching him where to put it.
要不了多久就能铲掉他 It won't take much to throw him off.
嘿 迪塞尔 Hey, Diesel.
嘿 昂娜 Hey, Honor.
嘿 给个面子 Hey, do me the honor?
干我 昂娜 Do me, Honor.
天啊 你真是小机灵鬼 God, you're so clever.
嘿 你介意和我交换实验搭档吗 Hey, would you mind switching lab partners with me?
我懂了 I get it.
你想做我的实验搭档 行 You want to be my lab partner, all right.
不是 我想换实验搭档 No, no, I want to switch lab partners.
这说不通啊 It doesn't make any sense.
你会和一个笨蛋做搭档 You're gonna be partners with dipshit.
我知道 我这么做是为了塔莉亚 I know. I am doing it for Talia.
她非常喜欢你 She is totally into you.
行 不必多说 昂娜 All right. Say less, Honor.
回头见 混球 See you later, douchebag.
我要去找点化学反应 宝贝 I'ma go get some chemistry for good, baby.
怎么样 姑娘 What's up, girl?
我希望你不会介意 I hope you're okay with this.
我的化学一直不太好 I've been having some trouble in chemistry,
塔莉亚整堂课都在讲话 and Talia talks through the whole class.
没事 额 Yeah, um...
如果你主要是想提高成绩 if academic success is your main focus,
那我就是更可行的选择 then I would seem to be a more viable option.
好 Okay.
今天我们会讨论化学键 Today, we're gonna be talking about bonding.
我们会利用热量形成化学键 We're gonna form chemical bonds using heat.
信号 The signals.
天啊 那是我的女孩吗 Sheesh, boy, is that my girl right there?
今天看着真漂亮 Looking good today.
你是不是和迪塞尔说我喜欢他 Did you tell Diesel that I liked him?
-因为他一直缠着我 -当然没有 'Cause he's been all over me. - No, of course not.
喔 喔 喔 喔 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
你从克莉丝汀那里发现了什么 What did you find out from Christine?
哦 他们其实很甜蜜 Oh, it was actually kind of sweet.
他说他想把第一次留在新婚之夜 He said he wants to save himself for marriage.
天了噜 好浪漫 O-M-G, that's so romantic.
我知道 I know!
嗯 你看特拉维斯 Hmm, look at Travis.
胸都怼他脸上了 Boobs right in his face.
那可是发育良好的少女胸 Those are great teenage boobs.
他却故意不看 And he's avoiding them.
我勒个去 Oh, my goodness.
你知道当你拼拼图的时候 You know when you're doing a puzzle
你只想找到合适的一块 and you're trying to find just one piece
似乎永远都在找 that fits, seems like forever,
终于让你找到了 然后你又开始 and then, finally, you find it, but then you're just looking
找下一块 这个过程似乎永无止境 for the next piece, and the process seems endless.
突然间 你就看到了完整的画面 And then suddenly, you see the picture.
我讨厌陈词滥调 I hate cliches,
但我可以一石二鸟了 but two birds are about to get their skulls crushed with one stone.
铛 Down!
发音来自舌尖 Articulation comes from the tip of the tongue,
牙齿 嘴唇末端 the teeth, end of the lips.
喵 喵 喵 Meow, meow, meow.
死狗狗 死狗狗 死狗狗 Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies.
死狗狗 死狗狗 Dead puppies, dead puppies,
死狗狗 死狗狗 dead puppies, dead puppies.
戏剧社 大家觉得自己在其他地方 The theater club, a place people go
不受欢迎时 就会来这里 when they don't feel welcome anywhere else.
嘿 费尔森女士 Hey, Ms. Felson.
昂娜 你在这里干什么 Honor, what are you doing here?
我想入社 I want to join.
额 高三的吗 有点迟了 Aw, senior year? Little late.
你还记得盖里 You remember Gary.
他是土狼 这里是 He's the coyote, and this is
他那片贫瘠的沙漠 his little barren patch of desert.
我真的很想在幕后工作 I really want to work behind the scenes:
布景设计 灯光 什么都行 Set design, lighting, whatever.
天呐 Oh, my God.
等等 你能加入真是太好了 Wait, it is so great that you're joining.
我们总是用得上幕后人员 We could always use behind-the-scenes people.
当然 Sure.
我真的很高兴你在这里 I'm really happy you're here.
我一直认为我们应该做朋友 I've always thought that we should be friends.
星期六 我们有些人要去打保龄球 Oh, and on Saturdays, some of us go bowling,
不过我们不是每个人都邀请 but we don't invite everyone.
知道了 Got it.
和戏剧孩子去打保龄球 Bowling with the theater kids,
谁知道那是什么情况 who the hell even knows what that is?
嘿 肯尼迪 Hey, Kennedy.
好的 大家注意了 请注意 Okay, attention, everyone. Attention, please.
舞台交给你 The stage is yours.
好的 虽然我是指导老师 All right now, although I'm the faculty advisor,
但我不喜欢作威作福 you know I don't like to throw my weight around.
有两个选择 分别是《春之觉醒》 The two choices are "Spring Awakening"
和肯尼迪的剧 and Kennedy's play.
好的 谢谢你 费尔森女士 讲得好 Okay, thank you, Ms. Felson. Great nurturing.
讲得好 Great nurturing.
好 大家举手投票 Okay, so everyone, show of hands.
《春之觉醒》 "Spring Awakening."
好的 我想这占了大多数 Okay, yeah, I think that is a majority.
噢 肯尼迪 真的很抱歉 也许明年有机会 Oh, Kennedy, I'm really sorry. Maybe next year.
对了 你要毕业了 Oh, that's right, you're graduating.
也许大学里有机会 Maybe college.
好 试镜的报名明天就会公布 Okay, so sign-ups for auditions will be posted tomorrow,
不过已经加入社团的人 but everybody who is already in the club
可以优先挑选角色 gets priority casting.
好了 大家走吧 三周后就要开演了 All right, let's go, everyone. Curtain's up in three weeks.
时间不多 That is not much time.
嘿 肯尼迪 不管怎么说 Hey, Kennedy, for what it's worth,
我觉得你的剧本很精彩 I thought your play was amazing.
你都没看过 You didn't read it.
我当然看过 你发在网上了 Of course I did. You posted about it online.
好 Right.
如果你看过 剧本讲的是什么 If you read it, what's it about?
讲的是英国女王玛丽一世 The play is about Queen Mary I of England,
她是如何通过处决新教徒得到 how she got the nickname Bloody Mary
血腥玛丽这个绰号的 by executing Protestants,
以及如何被迫 and how she was forced to choose
在爱情与权利之间做出抉择 between love and power.
你真的看过 You did read it.
我真的看过 I did read it.
你是唯一一个看过我剧本的人 You're the only person who's ever read one of my plays.
你的父母也没看过吗 Haven't your parents read them?
没有 No.
好吧 真可悲 Okay, that's sad.
我认为我们应该让戏剧社 Well, I think we should get the theater club
上演你的戏 to put your play on.
没错 祝你好运 Yeah, right. Good luck with that.
我自己创造运气 I make my own luck,
还有这套艾迪丝·卡维尔服装很棒 and that is a great Edith Cavell costume.
战时护士 因间谍罪被处死 Wartime nurse, executed for spying.
你发在脸书上了 You posted it on Facebook.
可怜的姑娘 遭人忽视 还习以为常 Poor girl, so ignored and so used to it.
我想我应该同情她 I suppose I should be sympathetic,
但正如我常说的 but as I always say,
可怜人必有可恨之处 you can't spell sympathetic without pathetic.
我不会去干涉 昂娜 I won't interfere, Honor.
这是学生运营的社团 It's a student-run club.
你不喜欢《春之觉醒》吗 Don't you like "Spring Awakening"?
我喜欢 I love it.
我只是更喜欢肯尼迪的剧 It's just that I loved Kennedy's play that much more.
你看过吗 Did you read it?
当然 Of course.
是不是很精彩 Wasn't it wonderful?
她有如此独特的声音 我只是在想 She's got such a unique voice, and I just thought,
如果我们演她的戏 就能很好地 if we did her play, it would have been a great way
向肯尼迪表明她受到了赏识 to show Kennedy that she's appreciated,
即使她并不受人欢迎 even though she's not popular.
你知道 没有太多朋友的女孩 You know, girls who don't have a lot of friends,
被男生忽视的女孩 一定孤独难耐 who the boys ignore must be so painfully lonely.
像我们这样的女人 甚至不知道那是什么感觉 Women like us, we can't even know what that's like.
不 不 No, no.
我想你可能喂得太多了 I think you might be feeding it too much.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
哦 亲爱的 哦 Oh, honey, oh.
费尔森女士说我们必须演肯尼迪的剧 Miss Felson says we have to do Kennedy's play now.
-什么 -怎么回事 - What? - What the hell?
发生什么了 What happened?
好了 我们可以逼逼 晚点再逼逼 行吗 Okay, we can all bitch-- we can bitch later, all right?
我们需要试镜 已经赶不上进度了 But we need to hold auditions, and we're already behind.
-我能说几句吗 -可以 昂娜 - May I? - Yes, Honor?
如果我们公爵的角色交给特拉维斯·比金斯出演 Well, we could save some time if we offered the role
就可以省下一些时间 of the Duke to Travis Biggins.
-什么 -浪漫的主角 - What? - Oh, the romantic lead.
我们为何不把整个作品 Why don't we just flush the whole production
冲下马桶呢 down the toilet?
那家伙每次走上球场都会收到欢呼 That guy gets cheered every time he walks on a field.
我们为何还要给他增加关注度 Why do we need to give him more attention?
因为我们能让自己受到更多关注 Well, 'cause we'd be getting ourselves more attention.
我是说 女生们喜欢他 I mean, the girls love him.
他是大家的朋友 He's friends with everybody.
曲棍球队队长也许能带来 Captain of the lacrosse team might bring in
全新的观众 a whole new audience.
-你是指混蛋吧 -我不评判别人 - You mean assholes? - I don't judge people.
真是离离原上谱 This is ridiculous.
他从没演过戏 我们还要 He's never done theater, and we're gonna
把主角给他 give him the lead?
拜托 盖里 我们不能忽视我们的演技 Come on, Gary. We can't just ignore our craft.
算了吧 陶德 Oh, get off it, Todd.
你一生就演过三场戏 You've been in three plays your entire life,
其中两场演虎克船长 two of them as Captain Hook.
你不会真的考虑这个吧 You're not actually considering this.
我们都希望观者如山 Well, we want as big an audience
不是吗 as possible, don't we?
对 Yeah.
除了艺术生和我们的父母 And wouldn't it be nice to do a play
我们为其他的人演戏不也很好吗 for people besides the arts kids and our parents?
我感觉盖里可能会接受这件事 I had a feeling Gary might be open to this.
如果我对特拉维斯没有猜错 If I'm right about Travis,
盖里认识他的时间可能比我长 Gary's probably known him longer than I have.
这些是拼图的所有碎片 These are all pieces of the puzzle.
你很快就会看到整幅图 You'll begin to see the full picture shortly.
肯尼迪 你怎么想 Kennedy, what do you think?
我 Me?
可怜的姑娘 Poor girl.
她人生中第一次毫无征兆地 With no warning at all, for the first time in her life,
被人询问意见 someone asked her opinion.
你认为让特拉维斯演公爵怎么样 What do you think about Travis playing the Duke?
额 我不知道 Uh, I don't know.
-特拉维斯是谁 -好吧 昂娜 Who's Travis? - Okay, Honor?
你可能是这个房间里唯一一个 Honor, you're probably the only person in this room
和他说过话的人 who's ever spoken to him.
你能问问他吗 Will you ask him?
内 外 In, out.
内 外 内 In, out, in.
我不知道 I don't know, guys.
我以前从没演过戏 所以…… I've never really done any acting before, so--
别担心 我会帮你的 Oh, don't worry. I'll help you.
情况非常微妙 This is very delicate.
我需要特拉维斯出演这部戏 I need Travis in this play,
但盖里有我没有的东西 but Gary has something that I don't have,
一根老二 a penis.
特拉维斯 跟你男朋友说晚安 Travis, say good night to your boyfriend
然后过来趴地上 and come get on all fours.
我得走了 各位 I gotta go, guys.
明天是第一次演员会议 First cast meeting is tomorrow!
排好队 开始 Line it up. Let's go.
我一直好奇 你觉不觉得特拉维斯是…… I've always wondered, do you think Travis is--
弯的 弯的 弯的 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
-快点 -弯的 - Let's go. - Gay.
现在 在实验的这个阶段 Now, at this stage of the experiment,
注意热度非常的重要 it's really important to pay attention to the heat.
眼睛盯好 Keep your eye on it.
像一个哭泣天使 Like a Weeping Angel.
什么 What?
哦 没什么 Oh, nothing.
哭泣天使是《神秘博士》中的外星人 Weeping Angels are these aliens in "Doctor Who."
如果你不盯着他们 他们就会杀了你 If you look away from them, they'll kill you.
嗯 我知道 Yeah, I know.
我只是不敢相信你会看《神秘博士》 I just can't believe you watch "Doctor Who."
抱歉 别取笑我 I'm sorry. Don't make fun of me.
不会 不会 我是影迷 No, no, no, I'm a fan.
我不会取笑别人 I don't make fun of people.
你最爱哪个博士 Who's your favorite doctor?
我的是 马特·史密斯 Mine's... both: Matt Smith.
啊 迈克尔 对不起 Oh--ah! Michael, I'm sorry.
-我很抱歉 -都怪我 - I'm so sorry. - That's my fault.
不 怪我 怪我 No, that was mine.That was mine.
我们明天有个测验 We have a quiz tomorrow.
这次小接触加上我今晚的计划 This little encounter plus what I have planned for tonight
便是我的第一波行动 is the first wave of my campaign.
你知道 迈克尔成为我实验搭档的那天 You see, the day Michael became my lab partner,
他要求关注我的一切 he requested to follow me on, like, everything.
我没有急着同意他 I didn't jump to welcome him in,
不过我知道他只是等着看我的性感照片 but I know he's just waiting to see all the hot pics I've got.
这可不是自负 That's not ego.
这只是在陈述事实 That's just a statement of fact.
现在 我按下这个按钮 Now, I tap this button,
我想象着迈克尔一个人坐在 and I picture Michael sitting alone
他的书呆子洞穴 盯着电脑 in his nerd cave at his computer,
准备着期中考 然后他收到了通知 studying for the midterm, when he gets a notification.
他不再学习 And instead of studying,
而是整晚都做手部活塞运动 he spends the evening tugging his slug.
当有男生在网上加女生的时候 Any girl who doesn't think that's what goes on
任何不这样想的女生都是在自欺欺人 when a guy hits her up online is kidding herself.
贝丝 我最爱的学生 你要来看我下一场演出吗 Beth, my favorite student. You coming to my next show?
-他们不看身份证 -不去 They don't card, okay? - No.
各们 拜托 All right. Guys, come on.
我要打给你妈妈 跟她说你吸毒 I'm gonna call your mom and tell her you do drugs.
嘿 不许反悔 不许反悔 Hey, no take backs!No take backs!
你想听些恶心的摇滚音乐还是什么 You want to hear some sick-ass acoustic rock or what--no.
嘿 同学 要来听我的杜阿·利帕 'Sup, player, you gonna come see my Dua Lipa,
泰德·纽金特混搭乐吗 Ted Nugent mash-up, or what?
不吗 昂娜 No? Honor.
-嗨 -嘿 嗨 - Hi. - Hey, hi.
哇 啊 啊 啊 Whoa, ah, ah, ah.
依旧默契 Classic us.
你上周错过了我的大型演出 You missed my big gig last week.
哦 对不起 卡尔文先生 我有很多事情 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin. I've had a lot of work.
好吧 你很幸运 Well, you are in luck
因为我马上要举办下一场 because I got another one coming up.
砰 周日晚上 一定要来 Bam, Sunday night. Be there.
哦 我不知道 Ooh, I don't know.
什么 你不想…… What?Well, you don't wanna--
你不想让我失望吧 you don't wanna disappoint me, do you?
我开玩笑的啦 I'm just kidding.
你不能让我失望 除非你故意让我失望 You couldn't disappoint me, unless you disappoint me.
额 Um...
-我会去的 -好耶 I'll be there. - Yes!
演出结束后我带你去后台 And I will get you backstage after the show.
天呐 就因我以为他人畜无害 God, I'm gonna keep paying for the fact
现在要继续遭罪 I thought he was harmless.
开心吗 Happy?
这看起来就像小孩的灰姑娘服装 This looks like a kid's Cinderella costume.
是睡美人 Sleeping Beauty.
有些小孩的万圣节服装 Some kid wore them for Halloween,
他们的父母捐掉了 and their parents donated them.
这些一点都不符合历史 These aren't the least bit historically accurate.
而且很糟糕 They're also awful.
又不是有人给我们钱 Well, it's not like anyone's giving us
去买或者租新的戏服 any money to buy or even rent new ones,
我们只有这些 so we're stuck with these.
太糟了 It's too bad.
它们极大地破坏了这出戏的真实性 They do such a disservice to the authenticity of the play.
我们不用这些 We're not using these.
它们会毁掉一切的 They'll ruin everything.
我们还有什么选择 What choice do we have?
对 我们也不可能做出新的 Yeah, I mean, it's not like we can make new ones.
-我可以 -嗯 - I can. - Hm?
我能做出符合历史的戏服 I can make historically accurate costumes.
我一直都在做 I do it all the time.
是 但短短三周也不可能做出 Well, yeah, but not for a whole play
整场戏的戏服 that's in like three weeks.
你的功课怎么办 What about your schoolwork?
这件事更重要 This is more important.
开始看到拼图了吗 Starting to see the puzzle?
好的 我没意见 Okay, yes, this is fine with me,
但我们得开始试镜了 but we need to get going with auditions,
我想我们得找其他人演公爵 好吗 and I think we're gonna need to find another Duke, okay?
不 我觉得不必 Nah, I don't think so.
嘿 各位 怎么样 Hey, guys. What's up?
你还在等什么 Well, what are you waiting for?
快上来 Get your beautiful butt in here.
我们有事要做 We got work to do.
好的 大家聚拢来 All right, everyone, gather round.
我不知道你们中有没有人 I don't know if any of you have
从头开始烤过面包 ever baked bread from scratch.
我以前总是和我妈妈一起做 I used to do it with my mom all the time.
你有配方 You have the recipe.
你量出配料 You measure out the ingredients,
按照说明操作 follow the instructions.
不过 如果你是第一次做面包 Still, if it's the first time you're making that bread,
你不知道它会不会好吃 you have no idea if it's gonna be delicious,
更别说能不能吃 let alone edible.
不过 我认为这次的面包会相当棒 Well, I think this bread is going to be outstanding.
哈 Huh.
这显然不是完全准确地再现 It's obviously not a completely accurate recreation
玛丽的加冕礼服 不过我已经尽力 of Mary's coronation gown, but it's as close
做到最接近的样式了 an approximation as I could make.
太牛逼了 肯尼迪 It's amazing, Kennedy.
可是 你看上去很疲惫 But, um, you look exhausted.
我一直都这个样子 This is how I always look.
好了 同学们 我需要你们的论文作业 All right, everybody. I need your essay assignments.
请往前传 Please, pass them forward.
-是今天截止吗 -对 - That was due today? - Yeah.
也许你可以晚一点交 Maybe you could turn it in late.
大家都这么干吗 Do people do that?
是的 Yeah.
-给你 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Thanks.
第六题你写的什么 What did you get for number six?
嗯 这是期中考之前的最后一次测验 Hmm, that's the last quiz before the midterm.
所以回到那个面包的比喻 So going back to the bread metaphor,
我想这个面团需要再加点酵母 I think this dough needs a little more yeast.
嘿 迈克尔 我想知道 你今晚要做什么 Hey, Michael, I was wondering, what are you doing tonight?
学习 Studying.
我知道这很烦人 I know it's a big pain in the ass,
可是你愿意和我一起学习吗 but would you be willing to study with me?
关于化学键定律 I've been having some trouble
我有一些地方不太懂 with the laws governing chemical bonds.
当然 没问题 Yeah, sure. That sounds--sure.
你也许想知道 她愿意迈出多少步 You're probably wondering, "How far is she willing to go?"
答案是没几步 因为我根本不需要 The answer is not far because I won't have to.
昂娜在吗 Is Honor here?
嗨 迈克尔 Hi, Michael.
好的 多谢老爸 请进 Okay, thanks, Dad. Come in.
很高兴见到你 先生 It's nice to meet you, sir.
我非常喜欢汉堡店 I like Burger Land a lot.
所以共价键是转移电子 So covalent bonds are transferred electrons.
不是 它们其实是共用电子 No, actually, um, they're shared.
-对 -离子键才是转移电子 - Right. - Ionic are transferred.
对 对 Right, right.
不是为何 我就是…… Yeah, for some reason, I just--
我记不清 I can't keep that straight.
这支笔没墨了 Oh, this pen is out.
呃 这支也不行 Ugh, this one's no good.
你可能会折断笔尖 You know, you might break the tip off.
再来一下 Oh, just one more.
你昨天的测验考得怎么样 So how'd you do on that quiz yesterday?
考得还行 I did okay.
我只能勉强及格 I just squeaked through myself.
怎么了 What?
呃 Well...
你真的需要辅导化学吗 do you really need help with chemistry?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
我只是感觉你在揣着明白 I just feel like you're pretending not to know stuff
装糊涂 that you already know.
我没有 I'm not.
我真的需要辅导 I really do need help.
我今天看到你的试卷得了A I saw an A on your quiz paper today.
听着 我很抱歉没有对你开诚布公 Look, I'm sorry I wasn't open with you.
我只是觉得你真的很聪明 I just--I think you're really smart,
有时候 我在你身边会感觉自己很笨 and sometimes, I feel kind of stupid around you.
大部分人都这样 Most people do.
我不认为在我身边的人觉得自己笨 I don't think people feel stupid around me.
我觉得大家就是自己蠢 I think people are just stupid on their own.
混蛋 Asshole.
你知道你很聪明 You know you're smart.
这本书很棒 This is a great book.
真的吗 你读过 Really? You've read it?
是的 Yeah.
你知道 有一部分内容 You know, I guess a part of it
我感觉有点共鸣 just feels kind of relatable.
感觉被自己的社会困住了 Feeling trapped by your own society.
希望过上更好的生活 Kind of wishing for that better life.
天呐 如果我能熬过这一年就好了 God, if I can just get through this year.
咚咚 Knock, knock.
给你们两个工作狂准备了一些热巧克力 Here's some hot chocolate and pecan zucchini bread
和西葫芦核桃面包 for you workaholics.
-谢谢老妈 -谢谢 罗斯太太 - Thanks, Mom.- Thanks, Mrs. Rose.
所以…… So...
迈克尔 Michael.
迈克尔 跟我说说你自己吧 Michael, tell me about yourself.
你父母是做什么的 What do your parents do?
妈妈 我们在学习 Mom, we're studying.
他有时间聊一聊 Well, he has a minute to talk.
-也许我认识他妈妈 -我不这么觉得 Maybe I know his mother. - I don't think you do.
抱歉 这太好吃了 Sorry, this is delicious.
我们下次去你家学习 We'll study at your house next time.
不行 No.
我是说 在我家可没有这么好吃的点心 I mean, we're not going to get snacks like that at my house.
看到没 昂娜 也没有那么糟 See, Honor? It's not so bad here.
-那么 迈克尔 -妈妈 So, Michael-- - Mom.
我们还得学习 We have to get back to work.
行吧 行吧 All right, all right.
好好享用你们的点心 Well, enjoy your snack.
-你妈妈人真好 -她很可怕 - Your mom seems nice. - She's terrible.
-行了 还给我 -噢 - All right, give it to me. - Oh.
-拜托 -好 就在这儿 - Come on. - All right, it's right here?
跟踪他回家吗 Follow him home?
对 我需要你们查出他住哪儿 Yes, I need you to find out where he lives.
我感觉他在隐瞒一些事 I have the feeling he was trying to hide something.
我无法去跟踪 因为我要排练戏剧 And I can't do it because I have play rehearsal.
不 你不必解释 No, you don't have to explain.
无论你需要什么 我都会支持你 Whatever you need, I'm here for you.
待会儿见 爱你们哟 See you guys later. Love you.
真心的 Mean it.
给你 Here you go.
嘿 兄弟们 还好吗 Hey, boys, catch that?
很好 Nice.
哇哦 这些真不错 肯尼迪 Wow, this is really nice, Kennedy.
我找不到适合王座的装饰 I couldn't find the right upholstery for the throne,
但液压升降机能让表演很精彩 所以…… but the hydraulic lift will be a showstopper, so...
-液压 -我待会给你看 - Hydraulic? - I'll show you later.
我真不敢相信你有时间弄这些 I can't believe you have the time for all this.
我没有 I don't.
如果我英语挂科 那都要怪你 If I fail English, it's all because of you.
我不确定那是我的责任 Well, I'm not sure that that's my responsibility.
只是开个玩笑 It was a joke.
-我知道 -我超级幽默 - Yeah, I know. - I'm super funny.
好 跟我呼吸 Okay, breathe with me.
现在再试一次 Now, let's try this again.
我是英格兰的合法统治者 I'm the rightful ruler of England.
我不会放弃 I'm not going to walk away
这个王座给予我的的东西 from what this throne will give me.
可是玛丽 我爱你 But, Mary, I love you.
现在 把她拥入怀中 Now, take her in your arms.
你爱王座胜过爱我吗 Do you love the throne more than me?
男人不必在爱情和权利之间做抉择 Men don't have to choose between love and power.
-为什么女人就必须 -不不不 格蕾丝 拜托 Why must a woman? - No, no, no, Grace, come on.
投入他的怀抱 好吗 Throw yourself into his embrace, okay?
你很爱他 You love this guy, okay?
你愿意让他对你做任何事 甚至肛交 You'd let him do anything to you, even butt stuff.
来吧 Come on.
嘎嘎嘎嘎 Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga.
男人不必在爱情和权利之间做抉择 Men don't have to choose between love and power.
-为什么女人就必须 -天呐 不行 Why must a woman? - Oh, my God, no, come on.
你走开 现在 看好了 Get out of my way. Okay, now, watch this.
男人不必在爱情和权利之间做抉择 Men don't have to choose between love and power.
为什么女人就必须 Why must a woman?
生活有时会给你柠檬 Sometimes, life gives you lemons,
有时也会给你一杯柠檬汁 and sometimes life just hands you a lemonade
上面插着一把可爱的小雨伞 with a really cute umbrella sticking out of it
还配上一份迷你脆饼 免费的 and a mini biscotti on the side, no charge.
什么情况 What is this?
傻逼的混蛋秀吗 The stupid fucking asshole show?
-哦 该死 -你没事吧 -Oh, shit. - Are you okay?
我没事 Yeah, I'm fine.
只是摔到了我的自尊和尾骨 It's just my ego and my coccyx.
你刚是不是说你摔断了鸡巴 Did you just say you broke your cock?
不是 是尾骨 No, it's coccyx.
就是你脊椎骨的尾部 It's the bottom of your backbone.
那行吧 罗密欧 回去训练 All right, then, Romeo, you got practice.
抱歉 爸爸 我得走了 对不起 Sorry, dad. I got to go, man, sorry.
尾骨 Coccyx.
管好你自己的事 骚货 Mind your business, slut.
呃 这地方令人毛骨悚然 Ew, this place is so cringey.
没错 我不敢相信他住在这儿 Yeah, I can't believe he lives here.
如果我们被绑架或者谋杀 If we're kidnapped or murdered,
他们会根据信号塔知道我们最后的位置 they'll know where we were last based on that cell tower.
这是《犯罪纪实》播客上说的 It was on a "True Crime" podcast.
走吧 希望他住在这条街上 Come on, hopefully, he lives on this street,
我们可以回家 然后…… and we can go home and--
他去哪儿了 Where'd he go?
我不知道 I don't know.
我会为你停止时间 ♪ I'll stop time for you ♪
你向我表达爱意的刹那 ♪ The second you'd say you'd like me to ♪
我只想给你你失去的爱 ♪ I just want to give you the loving that you're missing ♪
宝贝 我只想和你一起醒来 ♪ Baby, just to wake up with you ♪
这就是我想要的全部 ♪ Would be everything I need ♪
这可能会大不相同 ♪ And this could be so different ♪
告诉我你想做什么 ♪ Tell me what you want to do ♪
我知道我更能对你百般照料 ♪ 'Cause I know I can treat you better ♪
比他更加体贴入微 ♪ Better, better, better than he can ♪
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
特别的道谢给特别的女孩 And a special shout-out to one special girl.
这一声也是给你的 金发美人 This one's also for you, blondie.
嘿 我请你喝一杯如何 Hey, how about I buy you a drink?
不用 谢谢 No, thanks.
确定吗 Sure?
我什么都不能给你吗 Nothing I can get you?
实际上 你确实有我想要的东西 Well, actually, you do have something I want.
是什么 What's that?
你打算请我喝酒时 趁机放入酒中的 Those roofies you were going to put in the drink
那些迷药 you were going to buy me.
我没有打算…… I wasn't going--
呃呃呃 交出来 Ah-ah-ah, and them over.
我是未成年 所以你要照我说的做 I'm underage, so you want to do what I say,
然后有多远滚多远 and then get the hell away from me as fast as you can.
偷走了我的心和灵魂 ♪ Stole my heart and soul ♪
氟硝安定 迷药 Rohypnol, roofies.
严肃的事情 Serious stuff.
我无法证明他会对我下药 I had no proof he was gonna drug me.
我只是听取了我爸爸的建议 I was just taking my father's advice,
他一有机会就给我提建议 which he gives me at every opportunity.
不要喝陌生男人给的饮料 Never take a drink from a strange guy.
男人都是混蛋 Guys are assholes.
他们比混蛋还混蛋 They're worse than assholes.
他们是混蛋身上的臭味 They are the stank on assholes,
即使是好人 even the nice ones.
所以你是我的 ♪ That's why you're mine ♪
谢谢你的酒 昂娜 Thanks for the beer, Honor.
不过你是如何让酒保给你酒的 How'd you get the bartender to give you one anyways?
我说是给你的 Oh, I said it was for you.
不过你长得很成熟 Well, you are so grown-up
不管怎样 他们可能都会给你 they'd probably give it to you anyways.
他们可能以为我们是一对 你知道吗 They probably thought we were a couple, you know?
因为我们看起来年龄相仿 Because we look like we're the same age.
你看上去可成熟多了 You are so much more mature.
是 但我必须在工作中古板一些 Yeah, but I have to be a tight-ass at work,
你懂我意思吗 you know what I mean?
我来到这里 登上舞台 I come here, and I get on that stage,
我无法控制年轻的自己 and I cannot control my younger self.
他想爆发出来 He just wants to burst out.
他想摇滚起来 你知道吗 He just wants to rock on, you know?
知道 知道 那很狂野 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was wild.
这很疯狂 对吧 It was crazy though, right?
我喜欢为你做音乐 昂娜 I enjoy making music for you, Honor.
我要送你回家 小淑女 I am gonna give you a ride home, little lady.
噢 Oh!
卡尔文先生 你没事吧 Oh, Mr. Calvin, are you okay?
我不喜欢那样做 太吓人了 I didn't like doing that. Stuff's scary.
但我不能冒险让那个讨厌鬼采取行动 But I couldn't risk el creep-o making a move.
他看起来没事 只是有点昏昏欲睡 He seemed fine, just really drowsy.
我把他放在了安全的地方 I put him somewhere safe.
他死了吗 Is he dead?
他要是死了 就不会打鼾了 If he was dead, he wouldn't be snoring.
嗨 我们在直播 Hi, we're live,
我们在帮助经济弱势人群 and we're helping the economically disadvantaged
这让我感觉非常好 and it makes me feel so good.
我们热爱经济弱势人群 We love the economically disadvantaged.
所以你们没有查出迪普尼基的住址 So you didn't find out where Dipnicky lives.
就在工厂另一边的某个地方 Somewhere on the other side of the factory.
对 那地方很恶心 Yeah, it was so gross.
艾玛 你还在直播 Em, you're still live.
该死 Damn it.
这让我明白了一些事 That tells me a little something.
也许这就是他不想在他家学习的原因 Maybe why he doesn't want to study at his house.
不过 一个在城市苦苦挣扎的家庭 Although, a struggling family in the city
并不罕见 isn't exactly uncommon.
我需要你们帮我个忙 I need you guys to do something for me.
-这件事更重要 -任何事都行 It's much more important. - Anything.
任何事都行 Anything.
-我们去找个沙地 -算我一个 - Yo, let's get a sandy, huh? - I'm in.
你们的男朋友好棒哦 You guys have such great boyfriends.
-我真是嫉妒死了 -迪塞尔不是我男朋友 I'm so jealous. - Diesel's not my boyfriend.
我是说 和特拉维斯与克莉丝汀相比 I mean, in comparison to Travis and Christine,
简直一个天上 一个地下 I mean, there's just no comparison.
没错 他们是天生一对 Yeah, they're meant to be.
好吧 我只知道他爱我 Well, I just know that he loves me.
哇哦 我真高兴你如此自信 Wow, I'm so glad you're so confident.
如果迪塞尔在舞台上和其他女孩亲热 If Diesel was making out with other girls on stage,
我不知道该怎么接受 I wouldn't know how to take it.
对 如果迪塞尔当着大家的面亲热 Yeah, if Diesel was making out in front of everybody,
那会是对塔莉亚的羞辱 it would be so humiliating to Talia.
-但他没有 -但事实会这样 - But he isn't. - But it would be.
等等 Wait.
特拉维斯有亲热戏吗 Travis is, uh, making out in the play?
-和谁 -格蕾丝 Who with? - Grace.
她扮演女王 She's playing the queen.
对 她很可爱 Yeah, she's cute,
但她不如你漂亮 but she's not as beautiful as you.
没错 特拉维斯不会喜欢那种骚娘们 Yeah, and Travis wouldn't go for someone that slutty.
闺蜜自拍 Bestie selfie!
我女朋友希望我退出这部戏 My girlfriend wants me to quit the play.
什么 What?
如我所说 塔莉亚和艾玛并非一无是处 As I said, Talia and Emma are not completely useless.
她有什么问题 What's her problem?
她不想我和格蕾丝亲热 She doesn't want me making out with Grace.
那我们就把她换掉 Well, then we'll just recast her.
肯尼迪 给格蕾丝发短信说她被踢了 Kennedy, text Grace she's out.
我没她的号码 I don't have her number.
我没有任何人的号码 I don't have anyone's number.
这么晚了我们还能找到谁接手这个角色 Who the hell can we get this late who can learn the part?
没关系 Well, it doesn't matter.
她对我亲任何女孩都会有意见 I mean, she's gonna have a problem with me kissing any girl.
那我们该怎么办 Well, what are we going to do?
我不会放弃的 Well, I'm not giving up.
我实话告诉你 特拉维斯 I'll be honest with you, Travis,
我认为你无法找到解决办法 I really didn't think you were gonna work out,
但这部分你真的演得好 but you're really good in this part.
谢谢 但这也无妨 Thanks, but it's just as well.
我还有几个重要的期中考试 I mean, I have a couple big midterms coming up,
在训练和和演戏之间反复横跳 and between practice and the play,
我的成绩已经受到了影响 my grades have already taken a hit.
我必须把握好时机 I have to time this just right.
我们得收工了 We have to pack it in.
我是说 反正我们也不能换人 I mean, we can't recast anyway.
唯一一个足够了解此角色的人 The only one who knows the part well enough
就是你 盖里 is you, Gary.
那是个好主意 That's a great idea.
盖里应该扮演玛丽 Gary should play Mary.
这是对伊丽莎白时代男扮女装传统 It would be an homage to the Elizabethan tradition
的一种致敬 of men portraying women.
天啊 看看肯尼迪的这个意外助攻 Oh, my God, check out the unexpected assist from Kennedy.
他们成长的真快 They grow up so fast.
等等 可是大家不会…… Wait, but wouldn't people--
无意冒犯 但我觉得 no offense, but I feel like this is
这不是常人会做的事 not usually like what they do.
这可能会引起点争议 Well, it might be a little controversial around here,
可是能吸引来观众 and that'll get people to show up.
如果你对此不舒服 我不会做的 I won't do it if you're not comfortable with it.
我是说 这也算是解决了我的问题 Well, I mean, it kind of fixes my problem.
克莉丝汀不会认为 I mean, Christine's not gonna think
我在和你劈腿 对吧 I'm cheating with you, right?
-对 -对 - Right.- Right.
对 Right.
歌会结束了 特拉维斯 回来训练 Song club's over, Travis! You've got practice!
抱歉 爸爸 我就来 Sorry, Dad, I'm coming.
快点 Come on now!
赶快 我们走 Hup, two, come on, let's go!
我们走 Let's go.
好的 谁想打保龄球 Okay, who's down for bowling?
听着很好玩 不过我不行 Sounds fun, but I can't.
肯尼迪 你呢 Kennedy, what about you?
我 我 - I--I--
我不会打保龄球 I don't know how to bowl.
我教你 会很棒的 I'll teach you. It'll be glorious.
好的 Okay.
行 但我不会穿那些恶心的保龄球鞋 Fine, but I'm not wearing those gross bowling shoes.
大家都会穿那些恶心的保龄球鞋 Okay, come on, we're all wearing the gross bowling shoes.
肯尼迪的社会红利 A social dividend for Kennedy.
她应得的 She deserves it.
哦 嘿 卡尔文先生 Oh, hey, Mr. Calvin.
昨晚的演出真棒 Great show last night.
额 你来看了我的演出 对吧 Uh, you came to my show, right?
对 太有趣了 Yeah, yeah, it was so much fun.
-还有谢谢你送我回家 -哦 好的 And thanks for driving me home. - Oh, good.
-我送你回家了 -当然啦 Okay, I got you home? - Of course you did.
看来你昨晚玩得很狂野 Looks like you had a wild night.
从大厅偷了些手机 然后又还回去吗 Stole some phones from some lobbies and gave them back?
对 狂野 Yeah, wild.
哇哦 那玩意真的会害你不浅 Wow, that stuff really screws you up,
不过要回到重点 but back to priorities.
好 我们行动吧 All right, let's do this.
我必须承认 我很难接受 I have to admit, it's hard for me
我还不足以使他分心的事实 to accept I haven't been enough to distract him.
我真的需要占上风 I really need to get the upper hand.
嗨 伙计们 Hi, guys.
看起来不错 It looks nice.
在学校过得怎么样 How was school?
还不错 Good.
你考试考得怎么样 How did you do on your test?
-考得还行 -是吗 - I did okay. - Yeah?
-我为你准备了礼物 -真的吗 I got a treat for you. - Yeah?
-会很棒的 -啊欧 - It'll be great. - Uh-oh.
巧克力蛋糕 我知道你喜欢 Oh, yeah, chocolate cake. I know you love it.
太好了 Yeah, yeah.
工作还好吗 爸爸 Good day on the grill, Dad?
-今天是送货 -哦 - Today was deliveries. - Oh.
那个书呆子又要来和你一起学习吗 Hey, is that nerd coming to study with you again?
-他不是书呆子 -行吧 行吧 - He's not a nerd. - All right, all right.
我不在乎 I don't care.
我并没有迷恋他什么的 I'm not obsessed with him or anything,
只是想摸清他的底细 just trying to figure him out.
-昂娜 迈克尔来了 -好的 谢谢 - Honor, Michael's here! - Okay, thanks!
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi.- Hi.
-怎么了 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
好吧 再过几天就要期中考试了 All right, well, midterm is only in a few days.
我们应该抓紧学习 We should probably get to work.
没错 当然 Uh, right. Yeah, of course.
我们学习吧 Let's get to work.
不对劲 Something's wrong.
没有不对劲 Nothing's wrong.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
是的 Yes.
是 Yeah.
我等待 "I wait.
我创作出自己 "I compose myself.
我自身就是我必须创作的东西 "Myself is the thing I must now compose,
就像一个人在撰写演讲稿 "as one composes a speech.
我要展示的是人造的东西 "What I must present is a made thing,
而不是天生的东西 not something born."
这是双向的 It goes both ways.
你跟踪我回家了 You followed me home?
我想知道你在隐瞒什么 I wanted to know what you were hiding.
我不太喜欢告诉别人这些 I don't really like telling people this.
我能保密 I can keep a secret.
我住在寄养家庭 I live in a foster home.
那是我妈妈 我的养母 That's my mom, my foster mom.
-我很抱歉 -不用 不用 - I'm so sorry. - No, don't, don't.
没关系 说真的 她是最棒的 Don't worry about it. Seriously, she's the best.
不幸的是 她无力承担 Unfortunately, she can't really afford
我读大学的费用 to send me to college,
所以我们或许应该赶紧学习 so we should probably get back to work
因为我需要奖学金 because I need a scholarship,
最好是能考上一所好学校 and preferably one for a good enough school,
那我就不用回到这个鬼地方了 so I don't have to come back to this shit hole.
对 如果回到这里 就无法脱身了 Yeah, if you come back here, you'll be trapped.
你会像这个小镇一样变丑 被人遗忘 You'll be ugly and forgotten like this town.
你明白了 Yeah, you get it.
我明白 I do.
咚咚 Knock, knock.
我拿了些热巧克力和波兰巴布卡面包 I've got some hot chocolate and Polish babka.
这好像是种犹太巧克力面包 It's like a Jewish chocolate bread.
听着就好吃 罗斯太太 Sounds delicious, Mrs. Rose.
进度如何了 So how's it going?
我希望没有小打小闹 No funny business, I hope.
妈妈 我们在学习 Mom, we're studying.
好的 Okay.
好吧 Well, all right.
额 不小打小闹 Uh, no funny business.
玛丽 你有生命危险 Mary, your life is in danger.
我必须让你离开英格兰 I must spirit you away from England.
亲爱的菲利普 你还不明白吗 Oh dear, sweet Philip, don't you see?
这就是我 This is who I am.
我不会让他们夺走我一生努力争取的东西 I won't let them take what I've strived for my entire life.
我拼得太狠太久了 I have worked too hard and too long.
那我们呢 Well, what of us?
世界还没有准备好接受我们的爱 The world is not ready to accept our love.
盖里真是个好演员 Gary is such a good actor.
好的 我们休息五分钟 Okay, let's take five, everyone.
知道了 Got it.
太酷了 That's really cool.
特拉维斯需要练习一下口音 - Travis needs to work on his accent.
总之我希望有很多人能看到它 Well, I hope a lot of people get to see it anyway.
直播会有相当多的观众 Well, the livestreaming will have a pretty big audience.
直播 Livestreaming?
我们让盖里饰演玛丽之后 After we cast Gary in the role of Mary,
我联系了一些LGBTQ+组织 I contacted a few LGBTQ+ organizations.
其中一个提供了设备 One of them offered to provide the equipment
和网站托管 and website hosting.
他们的网站每天有一万名访客 They get like 10,000 visitors to their website every day.
天了噜 Holy shit.
嘿 肯尼迪 Hey, Kennedy.
噢 我喜欢你衣服上的花 Ooh, I love the top, the flowers.
遍布全身 They're just everywhere.
卡尔文先生让我来告诉你 Mr. Calvin asked me to let you know
他想在他办公室见你 that he wants to see you in his office.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 Hey.
我听到他说他在找她 So I heard him saying that he was looking for her,
所以自愿跑来告诉你 and I volunteered to come and tell you.
你知道是关于什么的吗 You know what it's about?
额 他没有说 Um, he didn't say,
不过他看起来挺严肃的 but he seemed like super serious.
好 Okay.
-爱你哟 -真心的 Love you. - Mean it.
昂娜 我能和你谈谈吗 Um, Honor, can I talk to you for a second?
额 当然可以 Uh, sure, yeah.
额 Um...
那一幕演的很棒 That was a great scene.
是 那很有趣 真的很有趣 Yeah, that was really fun. It was actually really fun.
我 I...
出什么事了吗 Something wrong?
不 没出事 No, not really.
我只是…… 额 I just, um...
你和克莉丝汀还好吧 Everything okay with you and Christine?
很好 很完美 我们没事 Yeah, no, it's perfect. We're perfect.
一切都很完美 It's all perfect, you know?
我们在做羞羞的事 We're doing sex stuff, you know?
你是对这部戏有问题吗 Are you having trouble with the play?
没有 没有 No, no, no, no, no.
这部戏实际上 No, the play has actually been, like,
是我人生中非常棒的东西 a really amazing thing in my life.
我觉得我很难再对其他事情 I feel like it's been hard for me to really concentrate
上心了 on anything else.
那可能不利于你的成绩 That could be bad for your grades.
我不在乎成绩 Oh, I don't care about that.
就像这部剧 See, it's like the play,
甚至不是在剧中 而是在剧外 not even in the play, but just around the play,
我第一次觉得我终于开始 I feel like I'm finally getting to be me
做我自己 for the first time.
这很奇怪 It's weird.
这听起来是件好事 That sounds like it's a good thing.
没错 Yeah, no it is.
这是件好事 妥妥的好事 It's a good thing. It's definitely a good thing.
我只是 不认为…… I just--I don't think
我爸爸会喜欢这件事 my dad would like it very much.
喜欢什么事 Like what?
我不认为他会喜欢我做我自己 I just don't think he'd like me being me.
特拉维斯 我…… Travis, I--
哦 你在这儿啊 汉密尔顿 Oh, there you are, Hamilton.
我不喜欢没有你陪我吃午饭 I hate going to lunch without you.
你们在这里干什么呢 手拉手的 So what are you two doing out here holding hands
仿佛一对情侣 like you're a couple?
我只是在帮特拉维斯熟悉剧中的场景 Oh, I was just helping Travis with the scene from the play.
没错 她只是在帮我熟悉一个剧里的 Yeah, she was just helping me with a scene
场景 from the play.
我想你只需遵从自己的直觉 特拉维斯 I think you just have to go with your instinct, Travis.
到目前为止 它提供了很大的帮助 It's served you pretty well up till now.
谢谢你 Thank you.
非常感谢你的帮助 Like, really thank you for your, uh, help.
我是说 我只得过这一个B I mean, that's the only B I've ever gotten,
你知道 and, you know, it's--
一旦戏剧结束 我知道我可以 once the play is over, then I know that I'll be able
把成绩补回来 to get them back up.
没关系 It's okay.
你没有造成任何永久性伤害 You haven't done any permanent damage.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 肯尼迪 嘿 卡尔文先生 Hey, Kennedy. Hey, Mr. Calvin.
嘿 昂娜 Hey, Honor.
肯尼迪 你可以向昂娜讨教下经验 Oh, see now, Kennedy, you can take some lessons from Honor here.
她知道如何齐头并进 She knows how to juggle a lot of balls.
行了 你们俩记住我说的话 All right, just remember what I said, you two.
谨遵教诲 We'll never forget.
你们说了什么 What was that all about?
我的老师告诉他 他们很担心我 My teachers told him they were worried about me.
我的成绩下降了 所以他打给了我父母 My grades have really slipped, so he called my parents.
我很抱歉 肯尼迪 I'm really sorry, Kennedy.
我感觉这是我的错 I feel like it's kind of my fault.
怎么了 What's the matter?
你改变了我操蛋的人生 You changed my fucking life.
迈克尔 Michael?
嘿 Hey.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
没什么 Nothing.
拜托 Come on.
你会取笑我的 You're gonna laugh.
我不会 I'm not.
我小的时候放了学 经常走这条路回家 When I was a kid, I used to take this route home from school.
我会假装我父母还健在 I'd pretend that my parents were still alive
还住在这条街上 and that they lived on this street,
他们在等着我回家 and they were just waiting for me to come home.
我知道这很奇怪 It's weird, I know.
这不奇怪 It's not weird.
你想看我最爱的一栋吗 You wanna see my favorite one?
那里面非常棒 It's really nice on the inside.
-你进去过 -一直都这样 - You've been inside? - All the time.
我跟踪这户人家好几年了 来吧 I stalked this family for years. Come on.
-我们走 -迈克尔 Let's go! - Michael!
快来 Come on.
他们冰箱里通常放着大量的苏打水 They usually have like a gazillion sodas in the fridge.
-等等 通常 -对 - Wait, usually? - Yeah.
我的天 Oh, my God.
-迈克尔 -干嘛 - Michael! - What?
-他们会怪在女仆头上 -这可不行 They'll blame it on maid. - That's not okay.
我开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
-干杯 -嗯哼 - Cheers. - Mm-hmm.
想参观一下吗 女士 Care for a tour, ma'am?
我很乐意 I'd be delighted.
走这边 This way!
非常感谢 请坐 Thank you very much. Please have a seat.
哇哦 Wow.
-给 -谢谢 - Here you are. - Thank you.
这是我们的晨居室 Well, this is our morning room.
我们早上在这里学习 It's where we study in the mornings.
那我们下午做什么 What do we do in the afternoon?
我们回到午居室 Well, we retire to the afternoon room,
我们在那里惩罚仆人和数钱 where we punish our servants and count our money.
你是谁 Who are you?
我有个特别款待 I have a special treat.
-好的 -我保证不奇怪 - Okay. - It's not weird, I promise.
好的 Okay.
晚间音乐会时间到 Time for the evening concert.
那边那个是原作 That one there, that's an original.
-哦 -不 不是 - Oh. - No, it's not.
你会弹吗 This though, do you play?
-不会 -我上过几节课 - No. - I've taken a few lessons.
我不断地 ♪ I keep on falling ♪
在你我的爱河中沉浮 ♪ In and out of love with you ♪
我从未像爱你一样 ♪ I never loved someone ♪
爱过其他人 ♪ The way that I love you ♪
-糟糕 从后面出去 -噢 Oh, crap, out the back. - Oh.
真的 立刻 快 Seriously, right now. Come on.
没事了 We're good.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
我别无选择 I have no choice.
我必须保住我的王位 I must secure my throne.
很好 殿下 但我必须提醒你 Very well, Your Highness, but I must remind you,
公爵是新教徒 the Duke is a Protestant.
你也想把他处死吗 Do you wish to put him to death as well?
比金斯 你得把它震到后面 Biggins, you got to shimmy it to the back.
-我在震了 -再用力点 - I'm shimmying, already. - Try harder.
这真的值得吗 Is this really worth it?
我每小时才挣十二美元 I get paid $12 an hour.
那个燕麦棒花了我三美元 I spent $3 on that granola bar.
对 很值得 Yeah, it's worth it.
她在这儿 There she is.
昂娜 明天就是期中考了 有计划吗 So, Honor, midterms tomorrow. Got a plan?
-转动它 -向左边转 - Pivot it. - Pivot to the left.
迈克尔今晚要过来学习 Michael is going to come over to study tonight.
明天 他不会知道自己怎么输的 Tomorrow, he won't know what hit him.
天呐 Oh, my God.
你认为她会不会…… You don't think she's gonna like--
哦 不 Oh, no.
她们大可放心 They've got nothing to worry about.
我不会和迈克尔上床的 I'm not going to sleep with Michael.
我不能 I can't.
反正我不确定那样能把他甩下神坛 I mean, I'm not sure it would throw him off that much anyway.
他太敏锐 太聪明了 He's too sharp, too smart.
坦白说 和他上床会把我甩下来 And frankly, sleeping with him would throw me off.
我还是处女 I'm a virgin.
也许你会惊讶 不过你在这里看到过 Maybe you're surprised, but have you seen anyone
配得上的人吗 around here who's worth it?
我得离开这里 所以我必须耍阴招 I've got to get out of here, so I've got to play dirty.
我真贱 I'm a bitch.
你个贱人 You're a fucking bitch!
克莉丝汀 什么情况 Christine, what the hell?
克莉丝汀 Christine.
特拉维斯和我分手了 Travis broke up with me,
他说他没和别人约会 and he said he isn't seeing anyone else,
但我知道他有 我还知道就是你 but I know he is, and I know it's you!
行了 克莉丝汀 不是我 Okay, okay, Christine. It's not me.
老娘要揍你 I'm gonna kick your ass!
行了 克莉丝汀 Okay, Christine.
贱人 You bitch!
我要杀了你 I am going to kill you!
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk about this?
因为我真的不想打架 Because I really-- I don't wanna fight.
那你抢我男朋友之前 Well, you should've thought about that
就该想到这一点 before you stole my boyfriend.
你还记得我会空手道吧 You remember I took karate, right?
啊 Ah, ah!
克莉丝汀 - Christine.
克莉丝汀 天啊 怎么回事 Christine, oh, my God. What the hell?
是她 我知道是她 It's her. I know it's her.
不是她 好吗 It's not her, okay?It's not her.
好 那还能是谁 Okay, well, then who the hell else could it be?
还有谁像我这么性感 Who else is as hot as I am, huh?
哇哦 Whoa.
你意思是…… You mean--
什么 他意思是什么 What, what? What does he mean?
告诉我们 Tell us, tell us.
克莉丝汀 你是个好女孩 Christine, you're a great girl.
你说你每晚都对着我的自拍撸管 Were you lying when you said you masturbated
是在说谎吗 to my selfies every night?
真悲哀 Sad.
别动 Hold it.
昂娜 那一招真帅 你没事吧 Honor, that was like bad-- are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
这场打架被上传到Ins The fight is posted on Instagram,
色拉布和脸书 Snapchat, and Facebook,
让父母和祖父母看看 for the parents and grandparents.
等等 特拉维斯是同性恋吗 Wait, is Travis gay?
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
各位 快来 Guys, come on!
该死 Oh, shit.
爸爸 爸爸 我能解释 好吗 Dad, Dad, Dad, I can explain, okay?
你到底怎么回事 What the hell is wrong with you?
我什么事都没有 Nothing is wrong with me.
我是同性恋 这才是真实的我 I'm gay. It's who I am.
我知道你是同性恋 I know you're gay.
你五岁的时候我就知道了 I've known since you were five years old.
她就是没眼力见的傻逼 She's the idiot for not knowing.
但我说的不是这个 But that's not what I'm talking about.
等等 那你说啥 Wait, then what?
你训练总是迟到 You're always late for practice!
哦 哦 对不起 爸爸 Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, Dad.
我发誓今天过后 再也不迟到了 好吗 I swear after today, I won't be late anymore, okay?
你最好不要 You better not be.
五分钟 Five minutes!
快去训练 Wait, go to practice.
-你抢我男朋友 -哦 - You stole my boyfriend! - Oh--
男朋友 男朋友 Boyfriend--boyfriend.
老娘要揍你 I'm gonna kick your ass!
是她 是她 揍你 揍你 It's her--it's her-- kick your ass--kick your ass!
你个贱人 You're a fucking bitch.
哇哦 这可能会造成永久性伤害 Whoa, no, that one could have caused permanent damage.
-我说真的 你看…… -妈妈进来了 Seriously, I mean, look at-- - Mom coming in!
这里听起来 Doesn't sound like
不像在进行学习啊 much studying is going on in here.
这次是什么面包 What kind of bread is it this time?
这个叫做德国史多伦 Well, it's called a German stollen.
是一种水果面包 It's kind of a fruit bread.
每天都不重样 都记不清了 It's a new one every day. Can't keep track.
嗯 我家宝贝的标准高 Well, my baby has high standards.
确实如此 谢谢 罗斯太太 Yes, she does. Thanks, Mrs. Rose.
不客气 迈克尔 You're welcome, Michael.
谢谢 Thanks.
回到你的老仇人 共价键 Back to your old nemesis, covalent bonds.
-累了吗 -对 - Tired? - Yeah.
嗯 我想我们学得够多了 Yeah, I think we've studied enough.
额 Um...
也许我们不应该 maybe we shouldn't.
行 All right, yeah.
为什么不 Why not?
等期中考之后吧 Just maybe after the midterm.
好 Yeah.
我们应该为明天养精蓄锐 We should probably be fresh for tomorrow.
这对我们俩都很重要 There's a lot riding on it for both of us.
对 Yeah.
明天一切都会不同 对吧 It'll all be different tomorrow, won't it?
好了 同学们 时间到 All right, everybody. Time's up.
我不用再在乎别人的看法了 I don't need to care what anyone thinks anymore.
我看不下去了 I can't watch.
我也是 Neither can I.
想到一切都结束了 感觉好奇怪 It's so weird to think it's all over.
嗯哼 确实如此 Mm-hmm, yeah, it is.
你觉得考得怎么样 How do you think you did?
还行 你呢 Okay. How about you?
我不知道 I don't know.
我想我可能漏了几题 I think I might have missed a couple.
他比我更需要这个机会 He needed it more than I did.
很奇怪 我自由了 It's weird, I'm free.
自由地爱他 自由地顺应发展 Free to like him. Free to see where it goes.
从来没交过男朋友 Never had a boyfriend.
迈克尔 Michael!
抱歉 Sorry.
我没事 I'm good.
你在看什么 老兄 What you looking at, man?
我没事 迪塞尔没事 好吗 I'm good. Diesel is good, okay?
你是故意的 You did that on purpose.
不是 No.
待会儿见 See you later.
所以计划是什么 So what's the plan?
我们知道你对他不是认真的 Yeah, we know you're not serious about him.
对 肯定有一个计划 否则不管怎样 Yes, there has to be a plan, otherwise, whatever it is,
都需要巨大的勇气 it takes huge balls.
巨大的 Huge.
我受宠若惊 但我只是喜欢他 I'm flattered, but I just like him.
哦 Oh.
你要我们做什么吗 Do you--do you want us to do anything?
对 你要我现在和迪塞尔分手吗 Yeah, do you want me to break up with Diesel now?
我想这个取决于你 I mean, that's-- that's up to you.
你不喜欢他吗 Don't you like him?
我 I...
喜欢 do.
嗯 Hm.
那就别为我做任何事 Then don't do anything on my account.
你们真的是我的好朋友 You guys have been really great friends to me.
我从未对你们说过 I never really told you that.
我可以一直依靠你们 I could always rely on you.
你们在高中给了我一个位置 You gave me a place in high school.
现在我只希望你们开心 And now I just want you to be happy.
再见 See ya.
哇哦 - Wow.
那真是 很甜蜜 That was really, like, sweet?
-今晚学习吗 -当然 我八点过来
嘿 在干嘛呢
在陪养母看电视 她好几晚没回家
我想应该花点时间陪陪她
好的 明天见（比心/不比心）
（比心~~~）
你知道 我很惊讶你的化学期中考 You know, I was surprised you didn't do better
没有考好 on the chem midterm.
我想这学期我承担太多了 I guess I took on too much this semester.
对 我想也是 Yeah, I guess you did.
你们这一帮人 I mean, a whole bunch of you--
特拉维斯·比金斯 肯尼迪·帕克 你们的成绩都下滑了 Travis Biggins, Kennedy Park, all of your grades fell off.
我想是毕业倦怠症 Senior-itis, I guess.
不管是什么 都让我的第四个人选 Well, whatever it was, it allowed my fourth choice,
迪普尼基超到了你们前面 Dipnicky to pull ahead of you,
不过 你很幸运 but, lucky you,
我不会只根据绩点来做最后的决定 I don't make my final decisions solely on grade point.
你 额 你来看了我的演出 You, um, you came to my show,
这对我意义重大 which that meant a lot to me.
实际上 昂娜 你对我很重要 Actually, Honor, you mean a lot to me.
不要担心年龄差距 好吗 Don't worry about the age difference, okay?
你是如此成熟 You are so mature.
就好像你外表是十七岁 It is like you are 17 on the outside,
但你内心已经是三十岁了 but you are-- you're 30 on the inside.
-卡尔文先生 -嗯 - Mr. Calvin. - Yeah.
你是要我和你上床吗 Are you asking me to sleep with you?
我不知道我们是否能 Well, uh, I don't know if we'd be
多睡一会儿 doing a whole lot of sleeping.
哦 太糟糕了 Oh, that's too bad.
你看 我外表还是十七岁 You see, I'm still 17 on the outside,
所以我真的很需要睡眠 so I really need my sleep.
因为我还是孩子 Because I'm a child.
再见 卡尔文先生 Bye, Mr. Calvin.
你们别闹了 Guys, stop fighting.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi.- Hi.
迈克尔在吗 Is Michael here?
迈克尔 Michael?
迈克尔·迪普尼基 Michael Dipnicky.
不在 他在我妈妈工作的地方 No, he's at my mom's work.
哦 额…… Oh, um...
你能告诉我地址吗 could you tell me where that is?
嗨 迈克尔 Hi, Michael.
嘿 Hey.
进来吧 Come on in.
你好 Well, hello.
妈妈 她是昂娜 Mom, this is Honor.
很高兴见到你 昂娜 Well, it's nice to meet you, Honor.
我听说过你的很多事 I've heard a lot about you.
谢谢 Thanks.
你能留下来吃晚饭吗 Can you stay for dinner?
额 不行 我必须回家 Um, no. No, I have to get home.
我希望下次有机会共进晚餐 Well, I hope you can make it another time.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你那天在我回家的路上碰到我 You ran into me the other day on my way home,
所以我编了这个房子的故事 so I made up the story about this house.
我觉得破门而入这件事 I figured the whole breaking and entering thing
能让我看起来很痞帅 made me seem charming, roguish.
女生总是喜欢这样的 Girls always like that.
嘿 孩子们 想吃点心吗 Hey, kids. You want a snack?
不用 谢谢 莎莉 No thanks, Sally.
你想让我跟踪你回家 You wanted me to follow you home.
所以你才说你不想在这里学习 That's why you said you didn't want to study there.
你想引我去她家 You wanted to lead me to her house.
我注意到塔莉亚和艾玛在跟踪我回家 Well, I noticed Talia and Emma following me home,
所以我带她们去了那个街区 so I led them to that neighborhood,
不过我甩掉了她们 因为我需要你亲眼看到 but I lost them because I needed you to see it for yourself.
嗯 所以我没有拉你一起进来 Mm, that's why I didn't drag you in with me.
我刚好有时间把它翻过来 I had just enough time to turn it over,
我还让你等着 and I made you wait.
女生也喜欢这样 Girls like that too.
他们冰箱里通常放着大量的苏打水 They usually have like a gazillion sodas in the fridge.
而且我贴在厨房的那些照片 Also, those pictures that I threw around the kitchen,
上面有我 they had me in them,
不过你只顾着看我撒野 but you were too busy watching me go wild.
迈克尔 Michael!
顺便说一句 谢谢你没有用迷药 By the way, thank you for not using the roofie.
当然 如果你放进了热可可 Of course, if you had put it in the cocoa,
我就只能假装不小心打翻杯子 I would have needed to pretend to accidentally spill it
洒你一床 all over your bed.
我想你为自己省了一次清理 I guess you saved yourself a cleanup.
《使女的故事》 "The Handmaid's Tale."
你随身带着 You had it with you.
而我们课堂都没布置过 It wasn't assigned in any of our classes,
所以我认为它很重要 so I assumed it was important.
不过《神秘博士》是真的 "Doctor Who" is real though.
对 我喜欢《神秘博士》 Yeah, I love "Doctor Who."
我不明白你是如何知道 I don't understand how you knew
我会为你做出让步 that I would do what I did for you.
我看到了你为肯尼迪和特拉维斯所做的事 When I saw what you did for Kennedy and Travis.
什么 What?
你本可以用很多方法将他们打倒 You could have used any number of ways to take them down,
但你选择的方式表明了你还有良心 but what you chose to do showed you had a heart.
你早就可以毁掉他们 You could have destroyed them
在你发现特拉维斯是同性恋 the minute you found out Travis was gay
和肯尼迪成为朋友时 and when Kennedy became your friend.
我不想让卡尔文先生知道我…… I didn't want Mr. Calvin to know that I--
卡尔文不会在乎 那个家伙爱着你 Calvin wouldn't have cared. The guy is in love with you.
你这么做 是因为你在乎他们 No, you did what you did because you cared about them.
我只需要让你也在乎我 I just needed to get you to care about me.
我确实在乎你 I--I did care about you.
我知道 I know.
所以你这几年一直在假装 So you've just been pretending
自己是书呆子 to be a nerd all these years?
我就是书呆子 I am a nerd.
那不代表我就是个好人 That doesn't mean I'm a good person.
听着 像你这样的女生不合群 Look, a girl like you doesn't fit in,
你可以假装和那些人一样肤浅 you can pretend to be as shallow as those who do.
像我这样的男生不合群 A guy like me doesn't fit in,
我颜值不高 well, I am not good-looking enough
对此事绝对有发言权 to really have a say in the matter.
讨厌运动 Hate sports.
学校里的人都想无视我或者欺负我 Everybody at that school either wants to ignore or abuse me,
所以 我不再试图讨他们喜欢 so I stopped trying to be liked by them.
那我呢 And what about me?
我想上哈佛 I want to go to Harvard.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你需要帮忙吗 Do you need any help?
当然 Sure.
想拿点面团吗 Wanna grab some dough?
所以 那个迈克尔怎么了 So what's going on with that boy, Michael?
我们玩完了 We're done.
那挺好 Well, that's good.
他有些不对劲 I mean, there was something off about him,
不够实在 something not genuine.
你笑什么 What's so funny?
我希望你之前就告诉我 I wish you'd told me that before.
我一直打断你们的学习 Well, I kept interrupting your study sessions
希望你能明白我的意思 hoping you'd get the point.
对不起 亲爱的 I'm sorry, honey.
嗯 Aw.
没事了 It's okay.
别让那些杂碎整垮你 Don't let the bastards grind you down, huh?
是《使女的故事》中的话 That's from "The Handmaid's Tale."
对 我给你的 Yeah, I gave it to you.
你从来不相信我 You never give me credit for anything.
哎 Ey!
-马文 -爸爸 - Marvin? - Dad?
好的 对 对 慢一点 Okay, yeah, yeah, slow down.
喔喔喔 慢一点 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
好 放 Yeah, there you go.
我完工啦 我完工啦 I finished!I finished!
-这是 -太好了 - This is-- - Oh, yeah!
你是最棒的 老兄 周一见 帕特 You are the best, buddy! See you Monday, Pat!
没问题 马文 周一见 You got it, Marvin. See you Monday.
好耶 喔 Oh, yeah, whoo!
好耶 Yeah, oh.
我要感谢树木学院 I'd like to thank the Academy of Trees
产出了这些木材 for making all this wood.
我的凉亭 My gazebo!
你看 正如肯尼·罗杰斯所说 You see, Tiger, it's like Kenny Rogers said,
当你用心去做 便能去往任何地方 when you put your heart in it, it can take you anywhere.
对 来爸爸这儿 看呐 Oh, yeah, come to daddy. Look at it.
-哇哦 -是不是很棒 - Wow. - Isn't it amazing?
啊 Ah!
太好了 Yes.
我不敢相信终于完成了 Oh, I can't believe it's finally done.
啊 Ah.
好 贱人们 我为这出闹剧计时两分钟 All right, bitches, I'm timing two minutes for the drama.
这帮孩子是谁 Who are these kids?
他们是我的朋友 They're my friends.
哈喽 公主 你去哪里了 Hello, princess, where the hell have you been?
我们在为彩排做准备 We were setting up for the dress rehearsal,
没人能找到你 and no one could find you.
我们很担心 We were really worried.
担心死了 我坐在一辆臭气熏天的车里 So worried, I rode in a Jeep that smells like sweaty balls.
行了 你的理由是什么 Okay, what's your excuse, girl?
两小时后就要开幕了 The curtain's up in two hours.
是 我…… Yeah, I--
我不知道我要不要参加这个演出 I don't know if I'm gonna do the show.
抱歉 这个疯子说什么 I'm sorry, crazy person says what?
肯尼迪能负责做提示 你没问题的 Kennedy can work the cues. You'll be great.
好吧 Okay.
如果你不去 那我也不去 If you're not going,I'm not going.
什么 What?
它既是你的 也是我的 It's as much yours as mine.
行了 你们的个人戏剧可以等会儿再演 Okay, whatever your personal drama is can wait.
你得帮我穿上戏服 You have to help me get into my dress.
快点 上车 Go, go, come on, get in.
快 快 快 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
谢谢 昂娜的爸爸妈妈 Thanks, Honor's mom and dad.
台子不错 Nice deck!
她在演戏吗 Is she in a play?
我不知道 I don't know.
我要求见女王 I demand to see the queen.
女王马上就来 The queen will be here in moments.
她下令处死你 She has ordered your death.
她不会的 她爱我 She wouldn't. She loves me.
我不会做什么 菲利普 What wouldn't I do, Phillip?
女王殿下 all: Her Royal Highness.
你为什么带他来这儿 Why have you brought him here?
我想如果你见到他…… Well, I thought perhaps if you saw him--
我抉择已定 I have made my choice.
玛丽 我的爱人 Mary, my love.
遵从我的命令 Follow my command.
遵从 遵从 ♪ Follow, follow ♪
遵从我的 ♪ Follow my ♪
命令 ♪ Command ♪
哦 我忘了说这是一部音乐剧吗 Oh, did I forget to mention it was a musical?
你是否认为 ♪ Did you think ♪
我会被星星所左右 ♪ I would be swayed by the stars? ♪
因为我来自金星 而不是火星 ♪ For I come from Venus, not from Mars ♪
大错特错 ♪ Well, big mistake ♪
我不会掰开 放弃我多汁的蛋糕 ♪ I won't break, bid farewell to my juicy cake ♪
不愧是女王 ♪ What a queen ♪
我没有时间大发善心 ♪ I have no time for charity ♪
也不把名望放在眼里 ♪ I'm pissing on popularity ♪
当岸边露出晨曦 随之烽火四起 ♪ When the sun hits the shore, then it's war ♪
你将一命归西 ♪ You'll be canceled forevermore ♪
我就是传说中的血腥玛丽 ♪ I'm the legendary Bloody, Bloody Mary ♪
光荣无比 ♪ VeryVeryGlorious ♪
光荣 ♪ Glorious ♪
光荣 光荣 ♪ Glorious, glorious ♪
光荣 ♪ Glorious ♪
光荣 光荣 ♪ Glorious, glorious ♪
光荣 ♪ Glorious ♪
结束我的生命 ♪ End my days ♪
饶了我这颗破碎的心吧 ♪ Spare me a broken heart ♪
我从一开始就爱你 ♪ I loved you from the start ♪
是我太傻吗 亲爱的 ♪ Was I a fool, dear? ♪
男人不必在爱情和权利之间做抉择 Men don't have to choose between love and power.
为什么女人就必须 Why must a woman?
我知道我喜欢这部剧是有原因的 I knew there was a reason I liked this play.
我以为我就是血腥玛丽 I thought I was Bloody Mary.
没人会知道我的庐山真面目 No one was going to know who I really was,
也没有什么能阻挡我的成功 and nothing was going to stand in the way of my success.
我想逃离这个小镇 但说真的 I wanted to get away from this town, but really,
我唯一想逃避的其实是我自己 the only thing I was trying to escape was me.
我不想向别人展示真面目 I didn't want to show people who I really am
因为我不想受伤 because I didn't want to get hurt,
我这样做了 and I did.
也受了伤 I got hurt.
但我也发现对于那些值得的人 But I also discovered that the people who are worth it,
你会爱他们 他们也会爱你 you'll love them, and they'll love you back.
我现在是谁 Who am I now?
还有待确定 但我会没事的 Still to be determined, but I'll be fine.
昂娜 Honor.
我们现在正在开会 We are in the middle of a meeting right now.
哦 只会耽误一小会儿 Oh, this will only take a minute.
嗨 迈克尔 Hi, Michael.
他把你的推荐信寄到哈佛了吗 Has he sent your recommendation to Harvard yet?
-我 -没 还没有 - I-- - No, no, no, no, not yet.
那就好 Good.
因为我觉得你可能要重新考虑一下 Because I think you might want to reconsider.
卡尔文先生 Mr. Calvin,
你是要我和你上床吗 are you asking me to sleep with you?
我不知道我们是否能 Why, I don't know if we'd be
多睡一会儿 doing a whole lot of sleeping.
并不是你听的那样 That's not what it sounds like.
真的吗 Really?
昂娜 你知道你一直都是我的首选吧 Honor, you know that you were always my first choice, right?
哦 Oh.
谢谢 但我不想让你推荐我 Oh, thanks, but I don't want you to recommend me.
哈佛是肯尼迪家的人都去过的 Harvard is where all the Kennedys went,
所以我想让你推荐肯尼迪 so I want you to recommend our Kennedy.
额 好 Uh-huh, yeah.
再见 迈克尔 Bye, Michael.
如我所说 我会没事的 Like I said, I'll be fine.
-干杯 贱人们 -谢谢 - Cheers, bitches. - Thank you.
-嗨 妈妈 -是闹钟 - Hi, Mom. - It's an alarm.
我都不知道是怎么回事 I don't know how that happened.
喵 喵 喵 Meow, meow, meow.
这是一件艺术品 没有对白 It's an art piece. There's no dialogue.
只有保龄球 Just bowling.
死狗狗 Dead puppies.
你看 正如肯尼·罗杰斯所说 - You see, it's like Kenny Rogers said...
你忘词了 You forgot.
ET打电话回家 ET phone home.
别从圣路易斯丽笙酒店打来 小家伙 Not from the St. Louis Radisson, little man.
学生都去哪儿了 Where did all the students go?
天呐 哎哟 Oh, God, ow.
一旦你破了处 第二次…… Once you lose your virginity, the second time--
你想继续吗 You want to keep going?
这是我听过的最热烈的掌声 That was the most forced applause I have ever heard.
歌会结束了 交通 Song club is over, traffic.
你…… You--
你闻起来像薯条 我是在恭维你 You smell like fries. I meant it as a compliment.
我只是告诉你 I just told you--
如果上面写着镜像中止 不要溢出 If it says mirror abort, don't spill.
你懂了 You got it.
镜像中止 Mirror--abort!
是的 他有更多 Yes, man, he had way more .
我们非常…… 我…… We were fricking--I, uh--
重来一次 Let's go again.
我的天 Oh, my God.
弄好 Work it!
我爱你 - And love you!
真心的 all: Mean it!
我那时才知道她不是那个人 And that's when I knew she wasn't the one.